- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

knock knock Goodbye

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

whats brown and booky a book.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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