- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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