- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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