My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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