- Anti Joke

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.