- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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9/11

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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