What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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