- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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