- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

womens rights

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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