- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

This isn't funny.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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