- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

800 people died last year. end of story

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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