A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

a chinese man pays the full price

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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