- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

i hate non minorities!

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Albert <3 Hunter

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

identical jokes get different votes.

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