- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??