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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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