Women's rights

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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PENIS lol

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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