Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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sucks Syntax...

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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I don't get it

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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