- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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