Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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A shark ate your mom

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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