What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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