What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why? Because.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Anti Joke

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