What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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