- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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