- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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