- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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