- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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