What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Anti Joke

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