- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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