what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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