- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

This is funny.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

rent a cops

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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