- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

rent a cops

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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