- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Guess what? You guessed it.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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