- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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