Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

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