- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Knock knock. Its open.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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