You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Mr. T watched "the notebook"

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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