What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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