Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Mooses

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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