What happened to the child who was rushed into hospital with a deadly disease? He pulled through. I'ts depressing to be constantly hearing sad anti jokes, so here is a nice one. The child in question lived to eighty one, had a great life and a good job. See, it's nice to read a happy anti joke!

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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