- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

poopoo

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

No!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Democracy.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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