- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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