- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

^ That's not even funny ^

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Male leadership.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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