I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Oh, go away

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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