- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

ask me if im a door yes

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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