- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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