Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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No your aunties a joke

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Sloths

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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