What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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