- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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