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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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