Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

rent a cops

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

your face

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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