What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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