- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the chicken cross the road...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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