A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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