- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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