- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

vote this down and i will DOX you

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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