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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

I had a lemon. hi.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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