- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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