- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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