- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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