- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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