- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What if I told you.....potatoe

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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