how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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