- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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