- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

save me from the nothing ive become

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Women's Rights

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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