- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

flavin's head

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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