What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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