I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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women's rights

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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read me write me

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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