Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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