- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

penis in the camel

I <3 Hitler

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

T u r n i p s

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Ham sandwich

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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