- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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