- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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