If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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