Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Caramel Boing.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

My three children are three big mistakes.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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