- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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