- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Diarrhea

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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